You probably can’t detect the accent…

1) I grew up in Maine. You probably can’t detect the accent unless I’ve been around family for a while.

2) I have that fun thing called Attention Deficit Disorder. It’s wonderful and infuriating, sometimes both at once.

3) I’ve fixed Macs, published newspapers, valeted cars, managed a Ritz-Carlton on the overnights, cleaned condos, painted lumbermills (and their machinery), built rock walls, stocked groceries, and worked in the web industry. I’ve loved all of those jobs in some way.

3a) I forgot what I was thinking of for #4…

4) I took 5 years of Latin, the 5th of which was nothing but translating Roman literature from the original language. I loved it so much I was the state President of the Maine Junior Classical League, and was in USA Today at one point for my Latin Achievement scores.

5) I use facial moisturizer. The expensive stuff from Keihl’s: Multi-Purpose Facial Formula for Men.